The fake stream news is desperate to ridicule the crop circle phenomenon. What would it actually mean if extra terrestrials were trying to communicate with us through this tremendous artistry? What might they actually be telling us? And most importantly, how would it then change our lives? Those are the questions they can't risk you exploring.

So, let me introduce you to their explanation of how plenty have been done. It's Doug and Dave of course, with a plank and a rope! Honestly? When we stood in the centre of the Lay Wood one above, even though it had been mowed out by the farmer, even the tractor couldn't mow the intricate waving weave in the centre. Just to have carefully enfolded a couple of square metres of it would have had to have been done carefully by hand and would have taken all day. Fake stream news, you embarrass yourselves!...