I saw 'spiritual humour' in the forum description but there does not seem to be a specific topic on that, so I figured: let's do this!
Did you hear about the dyslectic spiritual seekers at the wildlife convention? They're still looking for the fowler of life.
My mate got a cat recently but he brought it back pretty soon as there seemed to be no end to the little annoyances it gave him. I said well, you should have expected that from a lemniscat.